I actually participated in a game of cards against humanity
. If you don't know the game, its basically a series of cards with disturbing messages you match up. The dealer has the phrase and the rest of the players try to complete the phrase. Dealer then selects the best one. I thought I had a good play when the phrase was "In Michael Jacksons final moments he thought about..." And I had a "children on leashes" card but the winner was literally "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears"
It's actually chicken. I'm so glad you posted the winning hand!